don’t say I never gave you anything
Medicated For Your Protection
I Forgot Why I Cake Topamax
Here you go, free wallpaper for your computers. As if there weren’t an overabundance of such crap from people who can take pictures much better than I can. Or draw, which I can’t.
HAH! With all the different browsers, hardware platforms and operating systems there’s no fucking way I can tell you how to transform one of my shitty pictures into the background on your computer. Or whatever the hell you want it for. You’re on your own. Clicking on the thumbnail or its caption will open the full-sized image in a new tab or window (depending on your browser). All full-sized images are approximately 10 inches by 8 inches, which is why I call 500-pixel-wide images “thumbnails”.
Breakfast of Champions
Brand vs. Generic One
Brand vs. Generic Two
Brand vs. Generic Three
Brand vs. Generic Four
Pile of Pills
Vaccines Cause Immunity
Medicated For Your Protection
The bowl of pills is the same one used on the Breakfast of Champions shirts, just the original size.
The chess games are based on the Fischer-Spassky match of 1972. Images 1, 2, and 4 are from game 1 and image 3 is sort of from game 3. Only images 1 and 2 are true to what the position was in the game1. I moved some pieces in the other two so we could see some of the pieces better.
|King||Neurontin 400mg (retro)|
|Queen||Neurontin 400mg (modern)|
|Bishops||Lamictal 100mg (on board) |
Topamax 200mg (captured)
|Pawns||Trileptal 100mg, Topamax 25mg, Geodon 80mg, Zyprexa 2.5mg|
I didn’t have enough of any single brand med in the same dosage for the pawns. It was the melange or a mix bottles for 10mg and 18mg Strattera. I think I have eight of those.
|Generics in Manufacturers Bottles (black)|
|King||Greenstone gabapentin 800mg|
|Queen||Greenstone gabapentin 400mg|
|Rooks||Roxane protriptyline 10mg|
|Bishops||Roxane protriptyline 10mg|
|Knights||Taro lamotrigine 100mg|
|Pawns||Teva topiramate 25mg|
I don’t have any bottles from a generic manufacturer that’s particularly small, so I used 25mg topiramate and took the caps off. Taking the caps the brand pawns works to make them slightly uniform as well.
I decided what bottle would represent which piece based upon its size and shape, not contents. That’s why Neurontin and gabapentin are the stars of the show. I practically live off of 25mg tablets of topiramate. Taro lamotrigine is barely adequate. Packaging is everything.
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1 While there are plenty of books to help you with hypochondria, for some reason there’s not much in the way of websites. Then again, staying off of the Internet is a large part of curing/managing the disorder.
2 Remember kids, Microsloth operating systems are like TOS Star Trek movies with in that every other one sucks way, way more. With TOS Star Trek movies you don’t want to bother watching the odd-numbered ones. With Microsloth OS you don’t want to buy and install the even-numbered ones. Anyone who remembers ME and Vista knows what I mean.
3 Have I mentioned how open source operating systems for commercial applications is one of the dumbest ideas in the history of dumb ideas?* I don’t even need my big-ass rant any more. Heartbleed has made my case for me. And that’s just the one that got all the media attention. The very nature of an open source operating system makes security as much of an illusion as anonymity on teh Intergoogles. Before you flip out too much: the domain Crazymeds is hosted on uses a version of SSL that is not affected by the Heartbleed bug. That’s one of the many reasons why I pay a lot of money and keep this site on Lunarpages.
* Yes, I know I’m using open source browsers. I also test the site using the now-defunct IE and Safari browsers. Their popularity - and superiority - killed IE and Safari, so that’s why I rely on the open source browsers. It’s like brand vs. generic meds. Sometimes the generic is better than the brand.